People get angry at environmentalists because they think they’re slowing down the economy and creating restrictions and a lot of these people are Christian. A lot of these people are very devout Christians and that’s such a confusing thing to me, that if you believe that God gave you the Earth, why would you not have to look after it? Why would you not think that when he came back he wouldn’t go,
"What the fuck did you do? I gave this to you, motherfucker! Are you crazy? The polar bears are brown! What did you do to the polar bears? Did you shit all over every polar bear? What did you—who did this? Who spilled this shit? Who spilled this? Come over here. Did you fucking spill this? What is that?"
"It’s oil. It’s just some oil. I didn’t mean to spill—"
"Well why did you take it out of the fucking ground?"
"Because I wanted to go faster. I’m not fast enough. And I was cold."
"What the fuck do you mean, ‘cold’? I gave you everything you needed, you piece of shit."
"Well, because jobs, and I wanted—"
"What is a job? Explain to me, what’s a fucking job?"
"Well, like you work at a
place and people call when their game doesn’t work and you help them figure it out.
"What do you do that for?"
"What do you need money for?"
"Just eat the shit on the floor. I left shit all over the floor. Fucking corn and wheat and shit. Grind it up, make some bread. What are you doing?"
"Yeah, but it doesn’t have, like… bacon around it."”